TUNA NEWS -- JULY 22, 2003

Jee the Knight in Shining Armor Lots of Jee talking about Jee and how great Jee is. Jee says Jee is innocent when it comes to being with a woman. Jee says Jee gets lots of offers to cheat but he doesn't. Jee says Jee and Robert and Justin are best friends for life! Jee says Jee is so upright and wonderful he has no respect for the other girls in the house. Jee says he is one strong M'Fo because he put his big Jee foot down and laid down the law and now nobody bothers Jee anymore. Jee says Nate quakes at the sight of the all-powerful Jee. Dana and the Vote Several people are reporting that Dave plans to talk to Dana right before she votes and tell her that everybody is going to vote for Michelle. That way she can be with the E8 or she can be against them. Nothing like a little last-minute pressure. They think letting her in at the last minute keeps her informed of the plan, but gives her no time to run to Robert, Justin or Jee. They are using the "scared straight" routine to keep her in line. Practice makes Perfect Dave, Erika and Jack once again practice for the upcoming HOH competition. House history and small trivial details like the colors of DuckBall ducks. Jack has also noticed that the big camera in the backyard is now gone, and he speculates if the upcoming HOH competition will be endurance rather than mental. Dave's a funny guy Dave talks about his bed-shaking, boot-stompin' night with Amanda. He talks about the different cameras and how he is sure they saw everything. He tells Jack and Erika he is certain they saw.....and then Dave gets up and re-enacts the big spew. I love Dave that he can have a sense of humor about all this. Upcoming HOH Erika expresses her thanks to Jack and Dave for saving her this week. She says if the oily nimrods get HOH next week (meaning Robert or Justin) she is willing to sacrifice herself since they did so much for her this week. More talk about the plan to tell Dana the voting strategy at the last second. Evidently this has seemed to be engineered by Jun, who feels Dana should get a second chance. Jack also plans to soothe the fire hot will of Jee after his vote is totally screwed over tomorrow. He is going to tell Jee that it was Erika that convinced the HG to vote out Amanda instead of Jee. He's so smooth, I'm gonna call him JackDaniels from now on. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk! Evidently Dave has started calling Jee, Robert and Justin the 3 stooges. Dave and Alison talk about Dana and the Stooges. Alison tries to avoid Dana and go in the rooms where she isn't. Dave is amused that the Stooges are trying to offer them numbers they already have. Evidently there is some feeling amongs the JeePs (JeePosse) that the vote will be 4-4 and then the All-Powerful Jee can break the vote and send Erika home. Don't think so.