TUNA NEWS -- JULY 23, 2003

Little Known HG Facts You Didn't Need to Know Dana wears her glasses to bed. Jun has long toenails and likes them that way. Michelle drives an Accura. Nate hasn't worn earrings in 2 years (but he got a pair of Michelle's earrings in after pushing them through the back. Yuck) Michelle brought a picture of herself into the BB house. It was her prom picture, and the most important event of her life. Well Known HG Facts You Don't Need to Hear Again Dana is hormonal. Jun is fucking pissed off that somebody made a mess and yells at everybody, asking if she looks like the cleaning woman. Michelle can't decide what to wear tomorrow. Jee, Robert and Justin are an awesome team. They are the dream team. They are destined to go to the end. Vaguely Interesting Hamster Tidbits Ali is getting on Jun's very last nerve. Hates it when she calls her "sweetie". Told her "she was the most beautiful Asian woman she's ever seen." Jack liked Scotty. Said there was something about him that was entertaining. BB took the HG bags yesterday and asked for their sizes. Continued speculation that HOH tonight will not be mental. Night of Bad Jokes Q - What's the difference between a bonus and a boner? A - Michelle will blow your bonus. Q - What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? A - WAH-TAH! Dude, where are the chips? Jee, Justin and Dana regularly smoke weed, and not for medicinal purposes. Should I stay or should I go now? Jack, Erika and Dave think the JeePs (Jee, Robert and Justin) are not that serious about winning. They say Jee just wants to go home, Robert wants to be with his daughter and Justin just wants to be sequestered. Over-confident? Maybe.... The Thinker Jee and Robert decide they should go to the HOH room and think of every possible scenario for tomorrow's HOH competition. Jee tells Robert to go get Justin because "Justin is a thinker. He's a fucking thinker!" Right Hand Red! BB put supplies in the Storage Room (which were subsequently used for origami). Dana suggests they make a twister board so they can play twister. After Dana leaves, Jun looks at Ali and says "If we don't play Twister now, we'll get our heads kicked in." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall... Michelle: "Like, what am I supposed to do with my dirty clothes? Should I like, put them in with my clean clothes? Ali: How did you fit all those clothes in your suitcase? (Dana Enters -- Michelle continues packing) Dana: How did you fit all those clothes in your luggage? (Jun enters -- Michelle continues packing) Jun: How did you fit all those clothes in your luggage? Michelle: My mom and aunt did my packing. And the Judges Scores are... Jee attempts to be a cool kid and do the old "splasharoo the hamster in the hammock" by doing a cannonball. He nearly missed the pool and almost killed himself. Jun imagines Julie Chen breaking the news: "HG, as you know, Jee had to be hospitalized for severe head trauma." I'm rubber, you're glue.... Jun bitches about how young most of the HG are. She starts calling them "Children of the Corn." Jun of course, is a people person, bright and intelligent. All these kids talk about is High School. Jun is tired of being their mom, having to wake them up and get them to pick up after themselves. Jun wonders if the people at home are wondering "WTF is up with all these high schoolers?" Dana adds "if I hear the word "Like" one more time, I'm going to fucking kill her. Oh honey, you don't know the half of it....