TUNA NEWS -- JULY 26, 2003

I'm ready for my closeup Nate plans to use the veto in a most dramatic fashion. Nate and Ali have gone so far as to instruct the DR guys where to shove......aim their camera (Dana and Justin). In between long discussions of their mutual greatness, they let a word slip about their concerns (albeit short-lived) for others. Don't want to see Jack leave, but hey, "he's old." Nate worries that Dave might leave, but well, not that worried. Jee-3 : You sunk my battleship! Jee enjoyed looking at Michelle's butt, and he dreamed of having sex with her. Jee then talks about how great his current girlfriend is. Jee is pissed he can't talk to his girlfriend. Delusions of Grandeur Dana thinks people will come after her because she always wins. Dana says Nathan won't use the veto because it would piss off his alliance. Dana, Justin and Jee say if Nathan wins next HOH, he will let Jee pick who to nominate. Dana thinks sequesterville is at a nice beach resort. Just Plain Wrong Dana prefers Bryers to Hagen-Daz. The HG left the hot tub on and running all night. Finding Nemo Erika and Jack discuss strong players versus weak players. Maybe the strong players will take out the strong players. Erika tells him to let the big fish duke it out. Jack says he has turned into a jellyfish floating among the other fish. They agree that David was quite down today. Maybe it's because Dave isn't a fish. If he's down, maybe he's a duck. And never forget, you can't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck. Ahh 2nd grade humors! Anyway, Jack said he needs to get a grip. He was really bored today. To prove how bored he is, Dave stares into a BB camera for a long time and says he is putting a curse on anyone who is watching him. Didn't he read the rules? Robert claims he'll walk if BB won't let him talk to his daughter when he is in sequesterville. Remind me not to watch Justin and Dana say they want to go to the DR and make out. Nate wants to be in show business. He wants to do a movie; Ali wants to do a soap. Nate and Ali - So smart.... Ali tells Nate that Jee and Jun have an alliance. Nate says she is full of shit. Ali gives examples: Jun had an extra beer and gave it to Jee. At dinner time Jun has Jee fix things. Ali swear she can read this. Ali says they (Jun and Jee) will go unnoticed and silent. Ali says Jun is more of a threat than we think and would rather put her up earlier than later. ...and yet so incredibly stupid When Nate and Ali discuss their mutual greatness, they also talk about how last year's hamsters sucked so bad, and they don't see how any future hamsters could ever surpass them. Nate also says Roddy was his favorite player from last year. I hope she can twirl a baton Nate asks Ali what *can't* she do. She lists: She can't sit still, she can't play basketball, she can't be wrong. Nate tells Ali "if you weren't so high strung, I wouldn't mind marrying you." That seems a bit harsh Ali says if her boyfriend came into the house now, He would kill Justin, then you, then Rat Jee and Jack just for having penises. Speaking of which... Despite his boredom, Dave wins the best line award. Ali rubs lotion on Dave's back, and Dave says "this little guy down here's a little dry too. Wanna take care of him?"