TUNA NEWS LUNCHTIME EXTRA -- JULY 29, 2003

The time has come, the Mantroll said, To cuss out many things, Of Nate--and Ali--Bikini Wax-- Of slimy bathtub rings! And why the hot tub's fucking hot! And whether we can sing. But wait a bit! The Hamsters cried, Before we have our spat; Your eyes bug out, You look like death, poor Jun is getting fat! I'm pissed AWF! yelled the Mantroll, (They figured she'd say that) A loaf of bread, Big Brother Said is what they chiefly need. Peanut Butter and Jelly besides, are very good indeed. Now if you're ready, hamsters dear, On each other you can feed. It wasn't us! The blonde ones lied, and wept a little too. After our alliance, it's a dismal thing to do. The power's mine! The mantroll cried, So what you gonna do? "Oh hamsters," said the mantroll, "You've had a pleasant run. When we're done, can we be friends?" But answer, came there none. And this was scarcely odd because, she'd PISSED AWWWF every one. With thanks (and apologies) to Lewis Carroll.