TUNA NEWS -- JULY 12, 2004

It's the Monday morning edition of the Tuna News! Let's see what happened over the nighttime hours from our friends at Joker's Updates Lost in Translation The hamsters note that every time they hear BB says "Good morning house guests. It's time to get up for the day" they feel like they are in the movie "Groundhog Day". Braaaaaains! Braaaaaaains! One of the recappers (amhlawyer) noted Mike isn't eating - he's sitting with his arms crossed just staring like a zombie. A mad, angry zombie. Scott and Cowboy Sittin' in a Tree Exhibit A - Cowboy says the prayer before mealtime. When he's done, Scott says, "But you didn't mention my name!" Cowboy tells him, "I thought it, though" Exhibit B - After working out, Scott says, ""Come on Cowboy it's go time. After this it's bath time." Later, as the two of them enjoy a bubble bath together (seriously), Scott tells Holly, "Every time I want to take a bath Cowboy jumps in with me. See we want to conserve water." Exhibit C - Scott complains that Drew has Diane, and Holly and Jase are married. Scott asks, "Who do I have?" Cowboy says, "You have me!" Full House Scott says "My Olsen Twins are killing me!" Holly asks, "Your what?" Scott replies, "My nuts." Holly says, "That's what you call them? Is that because one is skinnier than the other?" A Good Strategy Marvin: ""If anyone wants to split their beer with me I promise I won't vote to evict them" HoH Accessories The hamsters discuss the HoH room. Drew asks, "It comes with Holly in the bed right?" Something Good Cowboy and Jennifer finally sit down and talk for awhile. Cowboy gives her some decent advice on strategy in the house. Cowboy tells her, "If people are in the pool, go in the pool. If they are sucking on toes in the hammock, go suck on toes. That stuff you did helping Karen make dinner. Thats good." He thanks Jennifer for applying for BB because it gave him the opportunity to find his father. He asks her if she brought a picture of her father for her HoH basket. She says yes. He tells her she has to fight very hard for HoH. He also asks her that if she gets evicted, she could leave the picture in his HoH basket, and if he gets evicted, he'll leave his family picture in her basket. Twin Scandal #76 Ways to tell Diane and Lindsey apart: Diane drinks. Lindsey doesn't. Diane has a tattoo on the small of her back. Lindsey doesn't The biggest scandal seemed to be another potential set of twins. Scott told Diane that HOLLY (Lord help us) slipped and said "my twin". Scott asked Holly about it, and she freaked out. She tried to cover it up by saying she can't talk about it because they didn't sign the release". There was some discussion about whether Scott said Holly or Adria, but three separate people confirmed they heard him say Holly. I'm not sure I'm up for a Holly twin..... Parting Shots Jase tells Holly she could come visit him in Illinois. How beautiful it is; calm and peaceful. How they have four seasons. Holly's response? "Me in Illinois? With the Cows??" Kibbles and Bits from TV Clubhouse More on TwinGate After Holly slipped and mentioned she had a twin, she backtracked and said no, she doesn't have a twin, she has a younger sister and sometimes they call each other "twin" but she can't talk about it because none of her family signed a release form. Uhhhh-huh. Scott and Diane discuss the Holly-twin situation. Diane says it's very strange that none of Holly's immediate family signed waivers. Scott says it's very strange that there are so many twins in this house. Inexplicably, Diane says, maybe everybody has a twin. They could switch them and no one would know it. Scott says no, because he is an only child. (Ed. Thank GOD!) Truer Words Were Never Spoken Holly: "I don't know, I'm confused. I came in here a confused girl, and I'm still confused." I Spy! Holly tells Jase she did something different today to herself and tells him to guess. Hair? No. Earrings? No. Lipstick? No, but he's close. Jase says, "you shaved your mustache." Holly Eeeeews and then says no, he'll never guess. The answer? She changed her tongue ring. Parting Shots You'd never expect Holly to score a zinger, but there's a first time for everything. Jase: This is a cool frame that big brother got for the picture of my dog. Or maybe my mother got it. Holly: You mean, your mother that died in the car accident.