TUNA NEWS -- AUGUST 12, 2004

Well, it's Thursday. It might not be the end of a dynasty, but if all systems are "go" it should be the end of the nasty known as Jase. So long Mandana. See ya later, flat-iron. Hasta la vista, pit stains. So what happened last night in the BB house of impending eviction? Let's see. THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT AREN'T 1. Jase starts playing with it first Shuffleboard. Half of the hamsters think it's Curling, not shuffleboard. It seems the absence of, oh say... ICE ... didn't clue them in. Maybe none of them have ever visited our neighbors to the north (to the South, from where I live) or live in close enough proximity to watch CBC television. 2. Karen says "You can play for a quarter" Air hockey. General razzing on Karen. The HGs say Karen should be good at shuffleboard because she loves Air Hockey so much. She and Larry play it all the time. 3. "His facial expressions make it twice as funny" Marvin. Will is sure MFMarvin wants a stand-up comedy career post BB. Will says his timing is great, and usually it's hard to make Will laugh. 4. "We Need to Have Her Spend More than Five Dollars" ...On a haircut. Will, Diane and the twins agree Karen's hair needs to be cut and it would look much better and healthier. Will says she needs a makeover, but they have to go with her, because Karen would end up going to Supercuts or Walmart, and she needs to spend more than $5. 5. "I haven't had one of those in a LONG TIME!" A ketchup and mayo sandwich. The twins welcome Drew to the "Condiment Club". They ask Jase if he wants a protein shake, and he yells, "I want white bread!!" 6. "This is not interesting." Karen. She putters around the kitchen, performing her psycho monologue. "Dude this is not interesting...my junk food...peanut butter and potato chips dinner is not interesting..." 7. "I took so much stuff from her." Jase's little sister. He took her scissors to cut his hair and he admits that she is probably looking all over for them. Later several hamsters worry about things Jase has taken. Will plans to rifle through Jase's suitcase tomorrow while he showers before the live show. Diane admits she saw Jase eyeing her jewelry, so she hid it in her tampon box. 8. "He's the only pen eye we haven't seen." Marvin. Oh wait. That sounds dirty and IS dirty. BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE PINKY Karen tells Nakomis that she is tired of people running around saying that she said things she didn't say. Karen says, "I'd rather speak for myself." Nakomis says, "That's why I do the pinky swear...so I don't have to run around and tell everybody." UPCOMING NOMINATIONS Jennifer asks her team if they would evict Cowboy for her. Diane suggests nominating Marvin and Cowboy -- Cowboy would leave. PARTING SHOTS Diane says that Jase is planning to do "something funny" for the live show tomorrow. Karen says, "he thinks he's getting his last minute camera time. He's going to be an AC-TOR." Then Karen adds, "I don't think he's capable of anything nice." GreenTuna jumps into the conversation and says, "If he wants to say something funny, he should just repeat what he told Drew earlier in the day: "Drew, I just don't think I'm leaving tomorrow..." TUNA? Are you there TUNA? Come in, TUNA...