TUNA NEWS -- AUGUST 17

It's some seriously slim pickins here at the Tuna News. Adria chose not to use The Power of Veto, making Will feel safe for eviction this week. Hopefully he'll enjoy this safe feeling for the next couple of days ... before he is evicted. What else happened last night in the Habitrail? Let's see. DIANE THE BIG MOUTH Diane let it slip in front of Nakomis that Marvin will be around next week when she said, "I'm not playing in the food competition with Marvin." Lucky for Diane Nakomis was a few beers ahead of her, and didn't seem to notice. SOME PIG! The hamsters have to deal with another member in the BB house. We'll call her Charlotte. INSPIRATIONAL MOMENTS Cowboy tells Natalie that he really liked Robert from BB4. Those of us who were there for that train wreck of a season are now excused to purge. Cowboy thinks Robert was a good father because he cried. Cowboy says he tries not to cry too much at home. Cowboy never explains why on earth he'd be crying at home, but sometimes it's just better not to know. LARRY BOY! Karen talks about her second favorite topic of conversation (I'm just not touching the first topic), which is, of course, her husband Larry. Karen admits that she and Larry spend all day, every day together. Marvin asks Karen, "are you ever in separate rooms?" Karen answers, "Only when I paint. This is the first time I've been away from him." Marvin says, "This must be the shock of your life! You met him right out of high school, been together ever since, took each other's virginity...Damn! Y'all have the most co-dependent relationship I've ever heard of in the world!" IT'S NOT EXACTLY A BURNING BUSH Diane tells Drew that the food restriction people listen to her because everytime she has to go into the SR, it lights up right away. KEEP UP, COWBOY, KEEP UP Cowboy tells Adria he thinks that for things to "work out" Will will have to go this week. This, of course, had already been decided several days ago, but it's nice to have everybody on the same page. TWIN TWIST REVEALED! Diane, in the middle of a paranoia attack, questions Marvin on why he "scurried away" late last night (after talking to Natalie) when she walked into the kitchen. Marvin tells Diane that BB told him to put on his mic, and he didn't want to wake the sleeping hamsters. Diane asks, "Why did you run into the cement room and slam the door shut?" Marvin says, "Are you sure that wasn't Harvin? Harvin doesn't have the mole." PARTING SHOTS Diane: "Drew, do yourself a favor and go to sleep before you say something else retarded."