TUNA NEWS -- AUGUST 22, 2003

Oh the Drama of HOH Poor Jee. Jee feels guilty. Jee feels he was the target. Jee thought for sure Jack or Erika would take the deal. Jee was also visibly upset with Jun for being confrontational with him in front of Ali. Jee grabs a ladder and climbs on his very high horse and says "in the beginning I came in here with a target on my back, and now they want me to feel sorry for them??" Jun tells Jee taking the deal was a good decision for the current week, because it gives him total power and control. Jun says it was a bad decision for the following week, because now he is a target. The.Twist Robert said he didn't want everybody pissed at him. Jun said she didn't want to see people suffer for a week, and if she had to leave (be evicted) it would be ok. Ali said no. Then she asked "Did you see Robert on peanut butter and jelly??" Erika said she "feels like Marcellus." You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Donny! Ali says she is missing her boyfriend. Jee says he's a nice looking dude...he has nice calves. What?? A New Crown for Ali Ali tells Robert she's already known as "America's Bitch." Robert says no, you're known as "America's favorite Bitch." The Votes Ali and Jun discuss who they are voting for. It appears that they are going to vote out Jack and keep Erika. The feeling is they fear the three boys will gang up on the two girls if Erika leaves. Jun tells Ali they joined forces at the right time. They feel Erika is weak in competitions, and they can "take her out" at the end. Jun rags on the boys for calling themselves "The Dream Team." Ali calls Robert a "little rich boy" and says all he wants in the big money...he won't accept second place. They said it Jee "I declined a month (on PB&J) and two weeks...I have a fucking heart!" Jun "America thinks I'm a bitch, but not enough of a bitch to put everyone on PB&J." Ali "Jee was so meek and mild in the beginning, and now just look at the fucker...tearing through the house." Post-Nomination Jun wanders around calling Jee and his nomination "predictable." Jun mimics Jee's speech "I just want you to know this is not for revenge." Jun calls it a "crock of shit." An Arm-Twisting Twist Ali was told in the DR during the "twist" that the "whole house wanted her out" so she should go ahead and put them on PB&J. The female DR voice told her to try a taste (of PB). Said it would only be for a week. Erika says she had to pick it up (jar, maybe?) and said "it was heavy." Be the Ball Erika and Jack rehash their so-close but so-far alliance. They say they got pretty far, and made good decisions. They say it would have been better if they were in secret, but they slept in the same bedroom, so that was hard. Jack beats himself up some more about the HOH competition. He says he was "inside the ball" in the practice round, but when it came time, he didn't do it, and Jee did. Erika tells Jack that if he stays he has to go after Jee. They agree that Jee is unbeatable. Pots, Kettles and Revisionist Anvils Hang on tight here. Robert says Jun is going to look like an asshole when she gets out of the house because of the way she badmouths people all the time. Ali says she never talks badly about anyone. Jee begins a litany of bad things Ali has said about people. Ali, the next BB Voice? Ali mocks the BB stern wake-up call voice. Ali does the "I SAID...IT'S TIME TO GET UP FOR THE DAY!" Then she says the next time she hears it she is going to say "I SAID...SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Interesting There was a FOH (never newsworthy, I know) because Ali was trying to pry DR information out of Jun. She wanted to know Jun's answer to "What outfit of Ali's do you hate the most?" Erika says not to talk about DR information, and that's what the "BrownNoser" comments were about afterwards. Big Bold Jee Continuing his self-assertions, Jee proclaims loudly to Robert that it was the "boldest move he's ever made," and that it will "make or break him." HOOONkbert says he played better than anyone's ever played, and Jee's girl is proud of him. Planting Seeds Jun and Ali make a plan to talk to Jee after the Veto meeting. They are going to tell Jee that Jack said he had a change of plan and he would vote out Jee next, and not Robert. They feel this way Jee will be more comfortable about voting out Jack. Why am I not surprised? Ali tells Robert in High School she only had one friend who was a girl. In college, only girls were on the dance team. She says she hates all girls, and the only phone number she has in her address book are for football players, wrestlers, etc. Dream Team? Maybe Nightmare Team Oh boy. Robert and Jee go at it, bashing Jun primarily. They talk about how Jun called them "cheeseballs" for calling themselves "The Dream Team." Robert says "Do you know why Jun is mad? Because of this thing with the Dream Team. We will have more publicity than she'll ever get. People love us more. They think she's a piece of shit." Robert says it's Karma coming back to get Jun. He says Jun wanted to be the first Korean this and that, but Jee is going to fucking win everything. Jee is the most popular guy. Jee has been humble and honest (if he were humble and loveable, then he'd be Underdog. OoooAhhhOoooAhhh....) Jun is a "snake bitch." Jee, The Kind, Upstanding Human Being Jee rants to Robert about Jun (with thanks to Debra Kadabra from Jokers): "She thinks she is the ultimate bitch. People are going to know. You are a bitch. You're nothing else but a bitch, a selfish bitch that's coming out of this game. And I don't like to talk bad about people but, you know."