TUNA NEWS -- AUGUST 25, 2003

Here a Chick, There a Chick Here goes. Jee and Robert. And chicks. Jee likes Spanish chicks right now. Duh. Good answer there, skippy. Robert likes Asian chicks. Jee's chicks have to have a good ass. Jee's chicks should have good boobs too. Jee's chicks need to have hips, otherwise they look like boys. The girls in this house? Not good chicks. The girls in this house are non-respecting chicks who flaunt themselves and flirt all the time. Jee the ever kind and respectful gentleman who never speaks badly of others concludes by adding he "could have flirted too and gotten anyone of them the bone if he had wanted." Me thinks chicks got better taste than that. WILMA!! Erika informs Jun that she giggles like Betty Rubble from the Flintstones. From the Land of Too-Late-Now Jee "We have to make sure that Ali will never turn on us." Jack "The Internet people are gonna want their money back. Jun "Yeah, they wanted live people to watch." From the Land of WORD Jack "The Internet people are gonna want their money back. Jun "Yeah, they wanted live people to watch." Jee "There are only so many things to talk about in this house. I'm sick of it." Erika "I'm delirious. It's official." Jun "Dream Team......Bullshit" This isn't news Dana evidently got her GED online, according to Robert. Ali was once (only once?) outsmarted by a five-year old she was babysitting. The kid told her to turn on the lights, she had to clap three times. She did it and the kid busted out laughing. I can't wait to introduce Ali to Tiny Tuna. She doesn't have a prayer. Calling Old Mother Hubbard Erika asks BB "Aren't we boring? Couldn't you just throw us a bone? Like...a steak bone?" Ali and the Dream Team Ali appears to be a full-fledged member of the Dream Team because she knows all the verses to their clubhouse song. Warmup: We Hate Everybody. "I can't be in there with those people." 1st Verse: Nathan Bashing. "Nathan was a total cheeseball. I don't do blondes and I don't do curls. I take guys like that, chew 'em up and spit 'em out. 2nd Verse: Dana Bashing. "Justin never made time for me because of Dana, the skinny bitch." 3rd Verse: Pledge of Alliance. "I promise you two I will not break this alliance. I'm with you guys until the end." Coda: Strong. Strong. Strong. "Nobody is stronger than the three of us in this house." Perhaps the Most Misguided Statement Yet Robert declares that "it's gonna be so cool that we got a girl now (on the Dark Side). All of America is going to be going .... WHEW!" And then Robert was killed by a thousand anvils of Um.....No. Jee's Girl (jee's girl...jee's girl....) Talkin' 'bout...Jee's Girl....(jee's girl!) When Jee gets back he's going to see if his girl "did anything" while he was in the house. If she did, she's "gotta bounce." Jee told his girl to be prepared to see a different Jee in the house, because he would be "flirting like crazy." Evidently it would be ok for Jee to be flirting like crazy, unlike the girls who he doesn't respect because they flirt oh hell, just read the first Morning Roundup above. Couldn't have said it better myself Jun calls Jee a "dumb fuck." She said if he were smart he would have put up Jun and Erika. She says this will be the second time in a row he's gonna get screwed as HOH. Later, Jee backs up the upcoming Karmic slapdown by telling Robert the surprise eviction of Michelle won't happen again. He says he'll leave because he doesn't deserve to play the game if they're surprised again. Jun Nearly Blows It Jee: If you win who are you putting up? Jun: If I win? Robert... Jee: And me. Jun: Probably, but I'd like to put up Robert and Erika and do a tiebreaker. Jee: (Leans in with puzzled look on face) Robert and Erika? Jun: I mean Robert and Jack and do a tiebreaker and get out Robert.