TUNA NEWS -- JULY 16, 2004

TGIF Peeps! It's the Friday edition of the Tuna News. Did anything happen over the wee hours of the night and early morning? Probably not, but let's look anyway.... Joker's Updates Regrets, I've Had a Few Diane tells Adria, "You know how people ask like 'What's that one thing you regret the most in high school?' Mine was like.. not kissing ass all the time for homecoming queen. That's what you gotta do.. I can't kiss ass for my life." Big Chernobyl House Karen says, "I'm happy as long as Scott didn't get it [HoH]. I mean, he's not that bad, but they're all just like...contaminated." Hamsters Gone Wild Will suggests that Scott sleep with Nakomis and him. Will adds, "We're wet, wild and ready to rumble!" Educating Hamsters - 1st Grade After Adria tells Diane that peanuts grow underground, Diane says, "I had no idea! You mean they have peanut farms and stuff?" Educating Hamsters - 2nd Grade Diane asks, "Tell me this. What the hell is a chickpea? Does it grow on trees or something?" Educating Hamsters - 3rd Grade Call the grammar police. In reference to Jase, Diane says, "He paranoids me." Educating Hamsters - 4th Grade Will says, "I used egregious in the DR and didn't know what it means. Holly says, "Isn't it one that agrees the most?" Educating Hamsters - Sunday School Holly says if she had only known she could have one, she would have brought a "cute bible".... like a Barbie Bible or a Hello Kitty bible. TV Clubhouse ...But Not Embarrassed Enough to Leave Scott says he's embarrassed that in the first HoH contest they told everybody he likes Hillary Duff (MOM! Hillary Duff!!) and in this competition they said he looks in the mirror the most. Gifts of the Magi Marvin makes an interesting haul as the new reigning HoH. He got Coronas (beer), the requisite dog picture, beef jerky, bacon bits, candy bars and an IceCube CD. Marvin yells, "Thank You, Jesus." Jesus say, "No prob, Bro." Ironing. It Does a Body Good Scott talks about moving out to LA, hanging with Jase, and making some money off of his BB exposure. Will says "You gotta strike while the iron is hot, I guess." Scott asks, "What?" Will says, "You gotta strike while the iron is hot.....You ever heard that?" Scott says no. ...and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt Scott says the horsemen are riding off into the sunset. Scott is sure that THEY will be picked for the veto competition. Cowboy wonders what America thinks of them. Scott says, "America love us!" Jase says, "the longer this goes on, the cockier I'm gonna get." They agree when it's only the four of them left...they're gonna get t-shirts. Farewell to Thee Will supposes "The Don" (Mike) is happy right now. Jase agrees. "He's probably on a plane saying, stewardess, keep the beers coming." Bedtime Rituals Holly says she is going to sleep on the floor tonight. At home She sleeps on the floor with "Madame" watching over he every night. Karen recounts sharing the room with Marvin. "It's dead silent for about three minutes, then Marvin starts to snore." Scott is wound up after his DR session. Jase says, "Oh my God, he never winds down, does he?" Adria says, "Then he gets bitchy and he's like shut up and go to sleep." Lori says, "Holly never winds down." Jase agrees. "No, she'll talk all night. You have to tell her to stop talking." Jase says, "This room is definitely a different energy than the HOH room." Karen adds, "And then there's a point when poor Drew sneaks out with his Bible and he goes out to repent cause Satan is going to collect his soul."