TUNA NEWS -- JULY 21, 2004

It's the Happy Hump Day edition of the Tuna News (That's Wednesday for all you perverts out there). Did Scott discover the cure for his idiocy? Did Holly manage a 3-syllable word today? Will Marvin give in and simply morph into a squirrel so he can bust....well, you know. Read along and find out! Joker's Updates Booty Props Unlike the hamsters constantly complaining about Karen's one-track mind about her husband Larry, Marvin is all about Adria. Or Natalie. Whichever. Marvin tells her, "Bootylicious, you are one cool chick. I like a woman I can stand to be around. And that's you." Adria/Natalie replies, "Right back at you." Marvin says, "Lenny must be a-OK. I look forward to meeting him." Adria answers, "He would like you, too." NO! Really? Scott says his psycho test results (for entering the house) were "weird". He says everyone he talked too -- all the doctors, and even Shapiro asked if he was going to freak out and hurt somebody." He told them no, he wouldn't hurt anybody. Scott finishes by saying, "They think I turned out awesome. They all loved me." Does That Include Bubble Wrap? Scott proclaims there are "No dudes in Pittsburgh. No guys like him, "the total package". They're called Dachshunds, People Holly says she has a "Wiener Dog" named Slinky. Both Diane and Will apologize right after they say they hate wiener dogs. Holly yells, "Why? What's going on? Slinky, don't get offended?" (I would imagine if Slinky is forced to live with 6 cats, a mannequin AND Holly, being "offended" would be the least of his concerns) ...Or Maybe Not Drew tells Diane, "You are such a ...gossip." Diane replies, ""You were going to say 'goddess'!" Twin Conspiracy, Take 96 Holly loudly exclaims in the backyard, because Diane is in a bad mood, "maybe its Lindsey" . Diane mentions that maybe Drew is involved in the twist because he's "too perfect to be real". Drew mentions he heard about BB5 through the "Twins Talent Agency". TV Clubhouse Privacy 101 Diane and Karen are talking in the bedroom. Drew comes to the door for Diane, and tells him they are talking about "female stuff". Loose Lips Holly tells Karen that she knows Diane is trying to get people stirred up, but what Diane doesn't know is that after she talks to Drew, he goes back and tells the guys everything. Welcome to the Pity Party Poor, poor Jase. Holly tells him she doesn't want to be portrayed in a "bad way" and doesn't want to cuddle with him until HoH is over. But when Jase comes into the bedroom, she is sleeping on the floor with Scott. And That's Why We Watch Jase saying he is afraid that on TV, it looks like he is getting duped. Lori says that on TV, there is no way any of us look good. Final Thoughts Adria says Holly has the IQ of a wet sponge. (I personally think that is an insult to wet sponges everywhere)