TUNA NEWS -- JULY 22, 2004

Pickings are pretty slim these days here at the Tuna News. But, never fear, I've dredged up some bits for your Thursday reading pleasure. Did anything happen overnight? I won't spoil the answer for you, so read and find out! Joker's Updates It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again Scott is the king of Deja Vu. He claims that he was in the house years ago, and keeps talking about how weird it is. Karma takes off his Mike Boogie baby blue basketball costume and giggles quietly in the corner. Delusional 500 Who wins the race for the most delusional? You make the call! Scott: "Diane digs me. She'd never put me up." Cowboy: "I've come in 3rd place and then in 2nd place in the competitions. It's obvious that I'll win tomorrow. Jase: Brad Pitt has the "it factor". He and Scott have the "it" but its just not developed yet. Scott: "The three of us [Scott, Jase and Drew] are better looking than all the other reality shows put together. Hat and Hurry Cowboy says if he wins HoH, Marvin is GONE. Cowboy would put up Diane as a pawn. Scott says he wants Marvin to go up. He says if a girl wins HoH they'd put up Marvin too. Either way, Marvin is gone. Close = Horseshoes and Hand Grenades Jase says he was almost chosen to play Brad Pitt's body double. Desperately Seeking Comebacks Jase just said he thinks next week will be life and death for him. I choose death Scott now claims basketball is his best sport and he plays every day at home. A hoop on the garage does not an NBA Superstar Make Jase says he feels good about tomorrow. "You know how you feel good about something? I feel good about tomorrow". But the question is, how do you Really Feel? Nothing More to Say The four idiots talk about wearing the same thing for the live show....maybe bow ties. cue the crickets Holly: "boring....boring....boring..." More nibbles from TV Clubhouse And a Bottle of Rum Holly thinks Marvin looks like a pirate. She says she could see him with a parrot and singing 'yo ho ho'... Calling Irene Cara Holly tells everyone she went to a Performing Arts High School. Ya Think? Jase says that Holly's problem is that she wants everyone to like her. Unlike oh, say....Jase. Or Scott. Or Cowboy.... Rub-a-Dub-Dub Scott says he is going to get in the hot tub because he hasn't had a bath in two days. Later, Marvin asks Jase (because Jase and Scott are, you know, bathing together), "Did you get him to wash his ass?" Jase replies, "I gave him that spongy thing." A Barbie Girl in a Barbie World Hamsters speculate whether or not Jase and Holly will be together outside the house. Holly says if he can handle Pink Barbie-land and her cats, fine. But if he can't handle her lifestyle.... Amen Cowboy: "I don't know about y'all ... i'm ready for tomorrow to be over with ... and the next day .. and the next day ... "