COWBOY NEWS -- SEPTEMBER 17, 2004

It's Eviction Friday! BB has not yet run the final portion of the HoH competition, so our scorecard remains the same: Drew won part 1, Cowboy won part 2, Diane is using her super Spidey grip to attach herself to both Drew and Cowboy. What happened yesterday in the Big Brother House? Well, if nothing else, Drew is earning his BB5 winnings by listening to All-Cowboy Talk Radio. Is Cowboy is your favorite too? (You KNOW he is!) Sit back lil' buckaroos, and grab your dictionary. It's the Cowboy show. COWBOY STARS IN THE APPRENTICE Cowboy says he has been told by lots of managers that he interviews really well. Greentuna thinks that's because he's had lots of practice. COWBOY STARS IN FRIENDS Cowboy tells Drew, "You are a best friend to me, and you will probably be right next to me when I get married, and I mean that." COWBOY STARS IN THE SOPRANOS Cowboy tells Drew, "I got rid of my own sister because of my word, and I mean right there, that has to say a lot." Greentuna thinks, "It says you'll be eating Thanksgiving dinner in the garage." COWBOY STARS IN ALF Cowboy tells Drew, "You're so much like me and it's kinda weird how this experience has brought us together." COWBOY STARS IN SESAME STREET Cowboy tells Drew, "I learned a lot from you, and you learned a lot from me, and that's how it should be." COWBOY STARS IN ALIENS Cowboy tells Drew, "I see a young man growing in you and you got a lot of experience in this game. You've learned so much and I can see it in you." COWBOY STARS IN THE WALTONS Cowboy tells Drew, "I think you will be able to go out in that world and be an awesome man. And being young with no decisions before here, you did awesome." COWBOY STARS IN MARTHA STUART LIVING Cowboy tells Drew, "I'm looking forward (to winning HoH) with the pillows, 'cause I've got my pillows. I'm so sore. I'm ready to have my own pillows." COWBOY STARS IN IRON CHEF Cowboy tells Drew, "The chips fell in our lap. And that's the way the cookie crumbles." COWBOY STARS IN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL Cowboy tells Drew, "I lost that competition for a reason. And that is for being nice. God made it up to you and me." (Jesus crawls out of an ox suit and says, 'No problem.') COWBOY STARS IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS Cowboy tells Drew, "Nothing will change my mind. My choice is in stone. It was when we first hit our fists. My family knows that. With God as my witness, I could not have done this without God and you." COWBOY STARS IN THE GODFATHER Cowboy tells Drew, "I can sleep at night and have a good friend to show for it. I guess I can call you my best friend, because I trust you so much." COWBOY STARS IN ER Cowboy is excited because BB has stocked the house with Strawberry milk, Cheetos, Pop-Tarts, Fruit Roll-Ups, Fritos, canned chili and Gatorade. Greentuna feels ill. COWBOY STARS IN BB AUSTRALIA THE DINGO ATE MY COWBOY! Cowboy says he wants to do Big Brother Australia for the "Australian Chicks." COWBOY STARS IN BARNEY Cowboy spends some time attempting a macaroni message to April and Chason. COWBOY STARS IN JEOPARDY! Cowboy tells Drew, "I think I am smarter than I give myself credit for." COWBOY STARS IN THE 700 CLUB Cowboy tells Drew, "You'll see the true me tomorrow when I pick who stays. There are two Christian guys who will be in the final two. COWBOY STARS IN THE DATING GAME Cowboy says maybe he should fix Drew up with a girl from Oklahoma. COWBOY STARS IN PAPILLON Cowboy tells Drew, "The world loves us, Dude. We both escaped the block. They probably thought that one of us was gone that week." COWBOY STARS ON DR. PHIL Cowboy discusses Scott, saying, "You know he's gonna have problems going into malls....girls wanting his semen." COWBOY STARS IN MISS AMERICA Cowboy tells Drew he credits his success in the BB game to his winning personality, which he got from his mother. Greentuna hisses, "WORLD PEACE. The answer is WORLD PEACE." COWBOY STARS IN THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS Cowboy tells Drew, "If she (Diane) spreads rumors and tells you anything, you come and tell me. I don't know if she'll go that low. I'm just saying..." COWBOY STARS IN WHAT NOT TO WEAR Cowboy tells Drew, "When I said I want you at my left side at the altar, I mean it. If my brother isn't there, you will be my brother." Drew says, "I'll be honored, man." Cowboy adds, "I know you will. You'll have to wear a Cowboy suit, though." COWBOY STARS IN THE AMAZING RACE Cowboy tells Drew, "Praying for miracles has brought God into this. I just thought about that now." COWBOY STARS IN SURVIVOR Drew asks Cowboy if they will have to pack everything today, or if they'll have time tomorrow. Cowboy tells him, "It don't matter, cuz you ain't leaving."