TUNA NEWS -- SEPTEMBER 8, 2004

Happy Hump Day here at the Tuna News. We're getting closer to the end of the line, which means things are getting pretty darn dull in the BB house. With no competitions and no nominations yesterday, what on earth did the hamsters do? Besides not much? Let's see (and no fair napping). SO THIS IS LOVE Drew and Diane have yet another spat of little consequence. Diane threw her cup in the sink and told Drew, "Wash this, bitch!" Drew got angry and Diane hugged him and kissed him, saying, "You're so sensitive." One. Two. Three....Hurl. SO THIS IS LOVE Drew gets his clean clothes back from the BB laundry service as part of his reward for winning HoH last Thursday. He lovingly hugs his towel and says, "Nice clean towel...." OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN With Marvin gone, the hamsters are left with Karen and her amazing casseroles of dubious origin. Tonight's feast is called "Oops." It has some turkeylike substance that Karen dubs the, "Angry Meat Substitute" and it also has some cheese and parsley flakes. The boys are called for dinner and Cowboy says, "Well, it looks good." Karen tells him, "It will be the best Oops you ever had." Cowboy declares it is good, and Drew goes for seconds. Meanwhile, Karen says, "Well, this will be the last time you'll have Oops in this house." Diane zings, "It looks like we have enough for the rest of the week!" FIRST COMES OOPS, THEN COMES... Hide and Seek. Lordy. Cowboy sits on the couch and counts to six. Nobody moves. Finally Drew joins in the game and he and Cowboy play for awhile. Cowboy practices counting to 50. Drew plays full contact extreme Hide-and-Seek and gets hurt. By a cupboard. Diane joins in and counts to 150 while the boys hide. Karen tells Diane exactly where they are. Drew calls Diane a cheater. Yes, it is all just as boring as it sounds. REVEREND COWBOY Cowboy provides religious instruction for the heathens. He tells them the Methodist Church is good, and it's kind of like an offspring of the Catholic Church. (Greentuna -- But do they have PIE?) However, Father Cowboy was unaware that Catholic Priests are not allowed to marry. OOPS, I LOST MY OOPS Cowboy says he is sexier than Patrick Swayze and could have done his role in Dirty Dancing. Well, Dirty Dancing might have needed more CowBELL, but definitely not more CowBOY.