TUNA NEWS -- FINAL EDITION 2004

Welp, it's over. By a vote of 4-3, Drew walked home with the Golden PB&J Crown and the $500k prize. Did anything happen on the very last day of BB5? With Cowboy in tow, Magic 8-Ball says "Outlook promising." THE FAME GAME Cowboy tells Drew that when he gets out of the house he's going to have to have a long talk with April. Drew asks, "Why?" Cowboy explains, "I want her to be able to trust me. I don't know how womens [sic] are gonna react now." (Greentuna: "Cowboy. You are safe.") I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND The hamsters are excited to hear that the jury will not be re-entering the house, and that they will have about 300 fans outside at the end of the show. Cowboy exclaims, "Just our screaming fans! I'll even give the jury a hug." Drew adds, "Even Marvin! Or, I'll shake his hand." SHE BANG! SHE BANG! When they find out there will be 300! Screaming! Fans! Drew asks, "Is this the last season?" Cowboy says, "Could be, dude. They're going out with a bang! They've never done this before! This is the BANG!" THE MANY CAREERS OF COWBOY Drew needs a haircut. Cowboy to the rescue. Cowboy says, "You didn't know I was a barber, did you?" Drew says, "Nope!" Cowboy finishes up and says, "It's not awesome or anything, but..." and Drew says, "Better than anyone else could do." WHO'LL BE A WITNESS? Cowboy fondly reminisces about Lori. He's looking forward to hugging and kissing her after the show. Ahem. He tells Drew about the time she grabbed his ass. Cowboy exclaims, "Savage was there! He witnessed it!" LAST SUPPER Cowboy and Drew sit down to have one final PB&J sandwich...which turns into a couple of PB&J sandwiches. BB says, "Remember houseguests, if you win the $500k prize, you'll never have to eat peanut butter and jelly again!" Drew, mouth crammed, says, "Dish ish the laft one!" PRAYER OF THE COWPOKE - SHORT VERSION "We're not asking you to choose Lord, cuz we both deserve to win." "We need some get up and go, Lord, and I imagine our fans will give us that." "Lord, if we get our own sitcom, we'll know it's because of you." PRAYER OF THE COWPOKE - LONG VERSION Cowboy: While we're coming to you Lord, please give us the strength to just finish this show, go outside and just smile real big for the fans, and just have fun with it Lord. You know this and we know we could not have done this without you Lord. Anything is possible through you Lord. We know that whatever happens tonight, there's gonna be no hard feeling. Lord, we talk about you, and how much you gave us with this great experience. Because of you we have this great friendship. And you know Lord, whatever happens you know, we love you both, and we know just again, strength strength strength lord we need that to finish this. We need motivation Lord, up and go Lord, and I imagine the fans will do that for us. And Lord we know this is the last show, and we think that we both know we need your help Lord. This is the very last show again and you know we need you and whatever happens, happens. And Lord just be with our fans, and stuff when they go travel back home. You know Lord, just be with their families and stuff whilt they're here and our families you know they're so much and I thank you for everyone who has been a part of this show; they've been awesome and they've been great for us, and thank you for all that Lord. Whatever happens if we get our own sitcom Lord it'll all be because of you. So please just be with us when we do our PR stuff or whatever you have planned for us. Be with us, all the houseguests, when we travel. Amen. Drew: Amen, Buddy. Cowboy: It's about gotta be ready to go time, baby! AND, FISH