TUNA NEWS -- SEPTEMBER 21, 2004

Finally, it's Finale Night at the Big Brother house. Did Big Brother drop any final twists on our two little Pony Pals? Has Cowboy concocted yet another career move post-BB5? Did Diane storm the house to get her man? POWER PLAYERS Cowboy discuses (wait for it...wait for it...) his SITCOM! He tells Drew that he "might teach Julie (Chen) about our sitcom, because we know you (Julie) has some pull around here." SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW? Drew asks Cowboy if he would stay in the house two more months for $1 million. Cowboy says sure. Drew asks if he would stay in the house one more year for $10 million. Cowboy says, "Only if they'd let you have visits or something. " GO FISH Drew and Cowboy wonder about the fate of the fish in the tank. Cowboy asks Drew if his Dad has a fishtank. Drew says no. Cowboy is surprised, saying, "I thought all lawyers had fishtanks." Cowboy asks Drew if he has a pool (Nope) or a hot tub (Nope) . SECRETS REVEALED Drew says he is excited to see Scott and Jase and Lori. Cowboy admits, "Jase is gonna be pissed at me." Drew asks why, and Cowboy says, "Because I didn't get you out of the house." Drew says, "Me? Out of the house?" Cowboy tells him, "Because he didn't think you were a loyal horseman." Cowboy also tells Drew that he and Jase were in the Final group together before the show began, and they formed an alliance back then. THERE'S STILL TIME TO VISIT THE CONSPIRACY STAND Drew suggests there is one more twist coming up. Cowboy asks what the twist will be. Drew says, "Two new houseguests are coming in for us to vote off." Cowboy asks what their names are, and Drew answers, "Holly Dolly Jolly and Lori." SAY CHEESE Cowboy teases Drew, saying, "I haven't seen pictures of my family in the last 3 months because some jackass kept winning HoH." Drew says, "Yeah, well some jackass kept you here until the final two!" COWBOY MAKES A REAL FUNNY BB: "Remember Houseguests, if you win $500k, you'll never have to eat peanut butter and jelly again." Cowboy: "You know, while you're at it, you might as well might as well tell us about 400 laps in the Big Brother pool equal what...a mile?" BB: "Remember Houseguests, To swim one mile, you only have to swim 440 laps in the Big Brother pool." Cowboy: "You might as well tell us we're two sexy guys." Drew: "While you're at it." FINAL WORDS Drew: "We don't have to talk anymore." Cowboy: "Nope."