TUNA NEWS -- SHORT EDITION -- JULY 22, 2005

The staff of The Tuna News is headed off for Roller Coaster Country today, which, after last night's eviction and HoH competition, seems only appropriate. Just the Headlines: Michael Out! Kaysar wins HoH! Houseguests Scramble! James Lies 20 Billion Times in a Row to Kaysar's Face! Howie Says "Boobies!" News at 11.